മോഹന്‍ലാല്‍ കൊള്ളാം (നല്ല തമാശ !!!)dedicated to mammootty fans...

Super comedy ...(though little old one )

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine.."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."





Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times *milder*than his wife ..



Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.



Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!

ഫുട്ബോള്‍ കച്ചവടം!!!!!!!

ലോകത്തു ഏറ്റവും കൂടുതല്‍ ആളുകള്‍ കണ്ടു ആസ്വദിക്കുന്ന കളി ഇതാ കച്ചവടമാക്കുന്നു .......അതിന്റെ പേരാന്നു LFL അഥവാ Lingerie Football League.....അല്പവസ്ത്രധാരിയായ തരുണീമണികള്‍ കളിക്കളത്തില്‍ ഓടുന്നത് കാണാന്‍ പലരും ഉണ്ടാവും. ഇതു അറിയവുന്നവരാന്നു ഇതു കച്ചവടം ആക്കാന്‍ ശ്രമിക്കുന്നത് .കോടികള്‍ സമ്പാദിക്കാന്‍ പോവ്വുന്ന ഈ കളിയെ കുറിച്ചുകൂടുതല്‍ അറിയാന്‍(അറിയതിരിക്കുനതാണ് ഭേദം...അതിനാലാന്ന് ഫോട്ടോ വെയ്ക്കാതിരുന്നത്.!!) ........http://www.lingeriebowl.com/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingerie_Football_League, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR8PYSze-c4

ഹെന്റയ്യോ !!

ഈ സിനിമാക്കാരെല്ലാം ഇങ്ങനെ തുടങ്ങിയാലോ !!ഇപ്പോഴത്തെ നടന്‍മാരെല്ലാം പാട്ടുപാടാന്‍ തുടങ്ങിയിരിക്കുന്നു ദാ നമ്മുടെ പ്രിത്വിരാജ്‌ ഒരു കലക്കന്‍ പട്ടു പാടിയിരിക്കുന്നു !!മമ്തയും മറ്റു നടീ നടന്മാരെല്ലാം ഇപ്പോള്‍ പാട്ട് പാടി അഭിനയിക്കുകയാണ് ..."പുതിയമുഖം ...സുര്യമുഖം " എണ്ണ പാട്ടു കേള്‍ക്കാത്തവരുണ്ടാവില്ല (കേള്‍ക്കാതവരുന്ടെങ്ങില്‍ : ഇതാ അതിലേക്കു ഉള്ള ലിങ്ക്...............................
www.youtube.com/watch?v=azwTZ5Usvrw )

എല്ലാ നായികാനായകന്മാരും ഇങ്ങനെ തുടങ്ങിയാല്‍ പാട്ടുകരന്മാര് ഈച്ചയടിച്ചു ഇരിക്കേണ്ടിവരും !!!!!!

Harley Davidson bikes to hit the Indian roads next year...

Harley Davidson announced that their bikes enter Indian market by 2010.Harley Davidson motor company president said ."As India continues to extend its global reach so does the Harley Davidson
The company's current approach is to import cycles and accessories and riding gears..

Its for sure that all iother motor cycle company will be closed after their hitting.

My biggest wish !!!!!

If god comes to me and asks "My dear boy .. you have been praying to me for one wish...I'll grand it ..whats ur wish ??

I say"Oh my god I wish to be A IInd Hitler in India .

God :Why my boy are u so cruel ???

I :No my god iam not cruel ..I just want to make India better

According to me the the people must be bound by a chain

The Aryans would be the desired ones =Educated ,at least Good Minded,not Only have the right to vote and Only have the right to live .




The Jews would be Dirty politicians,wizards and Swamis who say that they can do this and that,


Public servants such as police and bureaucrats who live for only money ,Theists who fight in the

name of god , who exploit people for their own gains and nothing else , and terrorists and capitalists (the dirty ones only )


I'll kill them all with Guns and other weapons
I'll send the Jews to concentration camps and FINISH them.......


So I need Power to do this ....

And Thats all!!!!



God :A little long wish but its for the good ....Your wish is granted



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If ever Such a situation or something that make me be like that .....I swear and promise that this nation and then this world would be the nicest haven within 24 hours .........

Why India like this.........!!!!!!!!!

I don't know why India has became like this .........Hate her. what we see is not real India its more pathetic than this . ...What right do critics have to criticize movies like Delhi-6 and slum dog millionaire...
#$@#@#@* social servants desire for bribe, People die on superstitions,media create dirty and unbelievable news , the other thing jelabi (****) why .....i desire to hate India ...of course I am not a conservative and capitalist also i don't like powers like America or Britain but i feel it would have been better if i were there .....I know everywhere there are problems ....but at least they are better than us ......And the critics says we are exposing ...our weakness,,, showing India as this and that ....etc But the foreigners think a lot worse ..they say India the underdeveloped country ..may be ...i also feel sometimes like that ......May be after reading this post some will think i don't like India and not a patriot but ...I think I am "RIGHT"