Super comedy ...(though little old one )
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine.."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.
Male readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times *milder*than his wife ..
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine.."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.
Male readers : Please scroll down.
..
..
..
...
..
..
...
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
The man had a heart attack ten times *milder*than his wife ..
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!
ഫുട്ബോള് കച്ചവടം!!!!!!!
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ലോകത്തു ഏറ്റവും കൂടുതല് ആളുകള് കണ്ടു ആസ്വദിക്കുന്ന കളി ഇതാ കച്ചവടമാക്കുന്നു .......അതിന്റെ പേരാന്നു LFL അഥവാ Lingerie Football League.....അല്പവസ്ത്രധാരിയായ തരുണീമണികള് കളിക്കളത്തില് ഓടുന്നത് കാണാന് പലരും ഉണ്ടാവും. ഇതു അറിയവുന്നവരാന്നു ഇതു കച്ചവടം ആക്കാന് ശ്രമിക്കുന്നത് .കോടികള് സമ്പാദിക്കാന് പോവ്വുന്ന ഈ കളിയെ കുറിച്ചുകൂടുതല് അറിയാന്(അറിയതിരിക്കുനതാണ് ഭേദം...അതിനാലാന്ന് ഫോട്ടോ വെയ്ക്കാതിരുന്നത്.!!) ........http://www.lingeriebowl.com/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingerie_Football_League, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR8PYSze-c4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingerie_Football_League, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR8PYSze-c4
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