NOT my job award!!!!

Now this is what we call as “Out of scope”……………….

Presenting THIS YEAR'S "Not My Job" AWARD

And the winner is

INDIAN National Highway Department (Painting Division)

Are private tuitions bad??

Private tuitions are just as same as the normal tuitions from school.I recommend them because :

1)If u don't understand what teacher says then u ought to go for private tuitions as the private tutors don't have the worry of completing portions before exam.And will explain to you elaborately .

2)Now,if u understand the subject but have a hatred for the subject you must go to private tutors as they will make the subject more friendly to you.

3)Though if you are more than intelligent ,and don't have the ability to sit calmly and study and not waste time ,they will help you.

4)IF u have all the abilities ,still u can go for private tuitions which will give u more information about the subject other than the textual one.

some challenges to this stuff:

1)many students even some of the studious students have private tuitions. But they hide it from other students , so that others think they are 'genius'.And discourage going for private tuitions.

2)Some of the teachers(those who didn't get the bus of time)think that going for tuitions mean a disgrace to their teaching or they think that the subject that they are teaching (like some in my school)Or may be they think that the student who will not come up without these private tuitions must go to hell.

And they do say that there is no change after going for tuitions. Well at least something might have changed.BUT not all students can study with private tuitions .

So let me say those who want to go for private tuitions...go for it ..dont hear stupid teachers and dirty friends

those who are teased by teachers or friends don't stop it ... openly say u go for it ......

dont be shy ......

Differences ,Discrimination and COMMUNISUM

Differences...yes it is unchangable as change is unchangable....BUT discrimination is not as simple as differences because that cause pain for at least some. well today we are in 21st century and.....this is not feudal age so no 'kings' no 'serfs' and we don't have caste system and dont have Brahman and kshathriyas ......and we are not facing problems with blacks and whites

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and what is the basic discrimination faced by us in this 21st century ....

RICH and POOR

the discrimination has widened so much

and we are enjoying ask yourself while reading this post....

aren't u better than those starving .... aren't u a dirty 'jews' (refer to post http://sarathnarayan.blogspot.com/2009/08/my-biggest-wish.html)

wat is communism??? its the ideology for this discrimination

they want equality ....

and will ever this idea die ....never becoz there will be one or other differences always ....

so it will never die and

u know what he said

HASTA LA VICTORIA SIABRE .........

How to get rid of Obsession(addiction,ഭ്രമം )

Sometimes we have an obsession with something which occupies our entire mind. Maybe you have even noticed that out of the sudden all your friends are telling you that you constantly focus on the same thing.

Maybe this is happening to you and you are not aware of it. Here we´ve got some suggestions for you how to get rid of your obsessions:

1. Take your time to get rid of them. Obsessions are addictive and need time to disappear. Try to gradually think less of them, since when you decide to stop thinking of them right away, it might not work.

2. Get rid of stuff which reminds you of your obsession. If you have photos or posters on the wall showing what you are obsessed about, it´s better you take it off. Do it gradually.

3. Make sure you really want to get rid of your obsession. Obsessions are normal. Keep in mind that almost everybody is obsessed with something, like dresses, celebrities or video games. Do not be embarrassed for having an obsession, but keep in mind that one obsession can cause more.

4. Ask your friends for help. Friends can distract you and help you not to think of your obession.

മോഹന്‍ലാല്‍ കൊള്ളാം (നല്ല തമാശ !!!)dedicated to mammootty fans...

Super comedy ...(though little old one )

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his
is mine.."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."





Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times *milder*than his wife ..



Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.



Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!

ഫുട്ബോള്‍ കച്ചവടം!!!!!!!

ലോകത്തു ഏറ്റവും കൂടുതല്‍ ആളുകള്‍ കണ്ടു ആസ്വദിക്കുന്ന കളി ഇതാ കച്ചവടമാക്കുന്നു .......അതിന്റെ പേരാന്നു LFL അഥവാ Lingerie Football League.....അല്പവസ്ത്രധാരിയായ തരുണീമണികള്‍ കളിക്കളത്തില്‍ ഓടുന്നത് കാണാന്‍ പലരും ഉണ്ടാവും. ഇതു അറിയവുന്നവരാന്നു ഇതു കച്ചവടം ആക്കാന്‍ ശ്രമിക്കുന്നത് .കോടികള്‍ സമ്പാദിക്കാന്‍ പോവ്വുന്ന ഈ കളിയെ കുറിച്ചുകൂടുതല്‍ അറിയാന്‍(അറിയതിരിക്കുനതാണ് ഭേദം...അതിനാലാന്ന് ഫോട്ടോ വെയ്ക്കാതിരുന്നത്.!!) ........http://www.lingeriebowl.com/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingerie_Football_League, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR8PYSze-c4